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Options 1894 to 1904
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Have teeth for hair
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Be a moldy biscuit
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Have your eyes pop out of your head
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Eat 1 pound of elephant feces
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Eat the contents of a diaper
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Have feet at the end of your arms
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Be cursed to have the body of a donkey. Your face is still humanoid and you can speak normally.
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Eat a bowl of snot
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Be sentenced to 20 years on a chain gang
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Be cursed to have the hindquarters of a donkey from the waist down. You cannot stand or walk upright but are properly proportioned to move around on all fours.