Options By Popularity
				Options 1893 to 1903
			
		
	
			
		
			
				
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						Never feel rested when you wake up, no matter how long your sleep
					
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						Have tiny flesh eating pig heads on the ends of your fingers
					
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						Lose the ability to read and never be able to relearn it
					
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						Have teeth for hair
					
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						Be a moldy biscuit
					
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						Have your eyes pop out of your head
					
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						Eat 1 pound of elephant feces
					
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						Eat the contents of a diaper
					
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						Eat a bowl of snot
					
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						Be sentenced to 20 years on a chain gang