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Be able to turn into a motorcycle at will, but you have to spend at least half of your time in that form

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36% prefer The other option this is paired with happens to you and also happens to your twenty worst enemies

Be Gandalf

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43% prefer The other option this is paired with happens to you and also happens to your twenty worst enemies

sojikari

Gandalf vs. 20 Gandalfs. Asses to you guys, I'm the only Gandalf here.

Eat a bowl of chili that tastes like poop

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91% prefer The other option this is paired with happens to you and also happens to your twenty worst enemies

revegelance

If I have to eat chili that tastes like poop, I want my enemies to share in my misery.

Break you favorite plate/glass/vase/breakable object

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66% prefer The other option this is paired with happens to you and also happens to your twenty worst enemies

Have to sleep on the floor for one year

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65% prefer The other option this is paired with happens to you and also happens to your twenty worst enemies

knight.patrick200

I would sleep on the floor for a year if my 20 worst enemies had to do so as well. Muahaha.

A freak meteor storm blasts a pattern of craters into the Moon that spells out your name when viewed from Earth

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14% prefer The other option this is paired with happens to you and also happens to your twenty worst enemies

Wake up one morning to find you have changed genders

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58% prefer The other option this is paired with happens to you and also happens to your twenty worst enemies

bryan.derksen

Tempting as it is to throw my enemies a curve ball, the downside is that they'll probably figure out pretty quick that I had something to do with it.

Die a good man

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50% prefer The other option this is paired with happens to you and also happens to your twenty worst enemies

sojikari

Hey man, if me, and 20 of my worst enemies all died good men, the closest thing to combat we ever did was Chess. Here's to the good times.

Become a werecow

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65% prefer The other option this is paired with happens to you and also happens to your twenty worst enemies

Be cursed to have the head of a donkey. You are unable to speak and can only make braying sounds.

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77% prefer The other option this is paired with happens to you and also happens to your twenty worst enemies

Burn a $100 bill

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63% prefer The other option this is paired with happens to you and also happens to your twenty worst enemies

A genie appears and grants you one wish. The genie is genuinely helpful and will give you what it thinks you really wished for.

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16% prefer The other option this is paired with happens to you and also happens to your twenty worst enemies

bloomtom

My enemies aren't that bad. I bet if I approached them with "OK guys, I know you hate me, but with 20 pooled wishes we could be fucking gods". At least most of them would go along with me on it. The ones that didn't would probably waste it on hookers and blow or something equally retarded.

tegviris14

i would then after everyone else wishes would wish that no ones wish ever came true XD

DouglassonJeff

"I wish all my enemies forgave me for whatever they hated me for, and felt it right to do something nice for me!"

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