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Become a werecow

Ranked 1288 of 1996

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sojikari

The day the hamburgers bit back.

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You're being chased by six dozen slow zombies

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50% prefer Become a werecow

wewereonlytryingtodrownher

Luvz zombies!!

Be a minotaur

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31% prefer Become a werecow

bryan.derksen

Be part-bovine full-time, or full-bovine part-time. Hm...

Become a wererat

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53% prefer Become a werecow

Kill a polar bear

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33% prefer Become a werecow

errorblankfeild

A werecow that has a stomach for polar bears mind you.

The other option this is paired with happens to every male human on Earth.

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52% prefer Become a werecow

The other option this is paired with happens to you and also happens to your twenty worst enemies

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34% prefer Become a werecow

Get mad cow disease

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84% prefer Become a werecow

Become a cow centaur

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63% prefer Become a werecow

The other option this is paired with doesn't happen to you but instead happens to your twenty closest friends

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45% prefer Become a werecow

Become a werewolf

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20% prefer Become a werecow

jonnyt_

Being a werecow would be safer. When you turn into a wolf you go crazy and try to kill your loved ones. But if you turn into a cow, you'd just be like "Moo... feed me."

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