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A genie appears and grants you one wish. The genie is genuinely helpful and will give you what it thinks you really wished for.

Ranked 19 of 1996

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sojikari  

Epic. Finally, the world's mythological creatures shall come to life. I totally want to take a dragon to work.
danielkinane  

sojikari you are speaking my language.
hellraezer  

"I wish for infinite wishes"
bryan.derksen  

I think a reasonable limitation would have to be "no meta-wishing", ie, no wishes that affect the granting of wishes. Otherwise everything goes bananas.
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A genie appears and grants you three wishes. Each time you make a wish there is a 50% chance the genie will be genuinely helpful and a 50% chance it will try to twist the literal wording of your wishes in ways you won't like.

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83% prefer A genie appears and grants you one wish. The genie is genuinely helpful and will give you what it thinks you really wished for.

Win $100 every day

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54% prefer A genie appears and grants you one wish. The genie is genuinely helpful and will give you what it thinks you really wished for.

revegelance  

Even if you wish for something as simple as $101 per day, the genie is still an obviously superior option.

The other option this is paired with happens to you and also happens to your twenty worst enemies

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83% prefer A genie appears and grants you one wish. The genie is genuinely helpful and will give you what it thinks you really wished for.

bloomtom  

My enemies aren't that bad. I bet if I approached them with "OK guys, I know you hate me, but with 20 pooled wishes we could be fucking gods". At least most of them would go along with me on it. The ones that didn't would probably waste it on hookers and blow or something equally retarded.
tegviris14  

i would then after everyone else wishes would wish that no ones wish ever came true XD
DouglassonJeff  

"I wish all my enemies forgave me for whatever they hated me for, and felt it right to do something nice for me!"

A genie appears and grants you three wishes. It's the kind of genie that will deliberately try to twist the literal wording of your wishes in ways you won't like, though if you take enough care you can ensure that there's very little room for misinterpretation.

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75% prefer A genie appears and grants you one wish. The genie is genuinely helpful and will give you what it thinks you really wished for.

Gain complete control over a patch of land measuring 256 meters by 256 meters and located in a random spot somewhere on Earth. You're able to magically reshape it and anything on it in any way that you desire.

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60% prefer A genie appears and grants you one wish. The genie is genuinely helpful and will give you what it thinks you really wished for.

revilorenrut  

Anyone who chooses the former is stupid. You could simply wish for an area of land any size in a specific spot rather than it being so damn awkward
richierichmeko  

i choose the land
first i wold make a tower so big i could find it anywhere appear then i would go to it

second i would step on the land after making the tower disappear and the ground ground again

third make my self able to do anything at will
which is better than a one wish genie:)

Drink a Diet-Coke

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89% prefer A genie appears and grants you one wish. The genie is genuinely helpful and will give you what it thinks you really wished for.

JonThompsonsEmail  

Hmmm. These options appear identical...

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