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Be cursed to have the head of a donkey. You are unable to speak and can only make braying sounds.

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You become an amorphous blob. You keep your mind and you can still speak (your voice just emanates from within you)

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12% prefer Be cursed to have the head of a donkey. You are unable to speak and can only make braying sounds.

The other option this is paired with happens to 50% of the people on Earth, chosen at random. You don't know whether you will be among them.

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37% prefer Be cursed to have the head of a donkey. You are unable to speak and can only make braying sounds.

Be cursed to have the body of a donkey. Your face is still humanoid and you can speak normally.

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21% prefer Be cursed to have the head of a donkey. You are unable to speak and can only make braying sounds.

Be cursed to have the hindquarters of a donkey from the waist down. You cannot stand or walk upright but are properly proportioned to move around on all fours.

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17% prefer Be cursed to have the head of a donkey. You are unable to speak and can only make braying sounds.

Be cursed to change into a donkey any time someone calls you an "ass", only changing back when someone calls you a "human"

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9% prefer Be cursed to have the head of a donkey. You are unable to speak and can only make braying sounds.

The other option this is paired with happens to every male human on Earth.

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35% prefer Be cursed to have the head of a donkey. You are unable to speak and can only make braying sounds.

You are unable to speak and can only make braying sounds.

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16% prefer Be cursed to have the head of a donkey. You are unable to speak and can only make braying sounds.

Lukas.Atos   so i can sound stupid or look and sound stupid at the same time... hmm....

errorblankfeild   Well if your head is a donkey, then it makes sense that your making braying sounds.

Have hooves instead of hands

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23% prefer Be cursed to have the head of a donkey. You are unable to speak and can only make braying sounds.

Relive the last 5 minutes of your life over and over for all eternity (but be unable to change anything)

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51% prefer Be cursed to have the head of a donkey. You are unable to speak and can only make braying sounds.

spelawi   Reliving the last 5 minutes of my life over and over for eternity, seems boring and dull, I wouldn't want this, but I wouldn't want to have a donkey's head.

The other option this is paired with happens to you and also happens to your twenty worst enemies

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22% prefer Be cursed to have the head of a donkey. You are unable to speak and can only make braying sounds.

The option this is paired with doesn't happen to you, but instead happens to Adam Sandler

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26% prefer Be cursed to have the head of a donkey. You are unable to speak and can only make braying sounds.

revegelance   This is pretty much accurate to reality.

The other option this is paired with happens to every female human on Earth.

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40% prefer Be cursed to have the head of a donkey. You are unable to speak and can only make braying sounds.

1g of each element (up to 86) is arranged in a grid of cubes (matching the layout of the periodic table). Each cube is separated by an impenetrable force field and is 100% pure. This entire construction is embedded in your left leg. Then the force fields are turned off.

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44% prefer Be cursed to have the head of a donkey. You are unable to speak and can only make braying sounds.

The other option this is paired with happens to everyone on Earth, not just to you.

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28% prefer Be cursed to have the head of a donkey. You are unable to speak and can only make braying sounds.

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