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You are immortal and invincible but you become a hovering cloud of diarrhea with 5-foot telekinesis

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JonThompsonsEmail   You can talk - you're voice emanates from the cloud - but it sounds like farting.

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You are immortal and invincible but you become a solid rubber ball one foot in diameter. You can bounce and roll yourself around and you can speak but you can't otherwise manipulate your surroundings.

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30% prefer You are immortal and invincible but you become a hovering cloud of diarrhea with 5-foot telekinesis

Nothing happens. Everything stays the same as it is now.

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19% prefer You are immortal and invincible but you become a hovering cloud of diarrhea with 5-foot telekinesis

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