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Options 1877 to 1887
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Be constantly surrounded by a swarm of mosquitoes who tell you bad puns continuously in a voice that sounds like 100 mosquito whines in unison
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Look exactly like Micheal Jackson
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Stuff two dozen pencils down your throat
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You are immortal and invincible but you become a hovering cloud of diarrhea with 5-foot telekinesis
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Live out the rest of your life as a wasp
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Have hooves instead of hands
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Have no hands
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Every time you eat a meal or snack the first piece of food you put in your mouth has a 1 in 10,000 chance of turning into a live and activated grenade
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Only have one of your five senses
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The universe ceases to exist