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Buy a 12-pack of beers, but when you get it home realize that you actually bought a 12-pack of bears
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From now on, your favorite food makes you vomit violently within an hour, every time you eat it
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A bizarre mishap leaves you a quadruple amputee, but gives you telekinesis.
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While not otherwise changing its physical properties, your body gains the density of styrofoam.
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Be allergic to alcohol
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Han Solo was played by Ted Danson
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Have a long, luxurious pony's tail that's permanently decorated with a big silk bow
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Swim with sharks
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Always work the night shift
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Have an accent that no-one takes seriously