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Every year on your birthday you receive a bill for 17 Canadian dollars for "fusion services." Until you mail the requested funds in the envelope provided you become unable to perceive the Sun or its sunlight - the world appears to be in permanent night to you. Nobody believes you if you try to explain any of this.
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Humans had hooves instead of feet
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A bizarre mishap leaves you a quadruple amputee, but gives you telekinesis.
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While not otherwise changing its physical properties, your body gains the density of styrofoam.
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Whenever anyone sneezes within a mile of you, no matter what you are doing, you automatically say "Bless You" - even if you or the people around you didn't even hear the sneeze.
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Be allergic to alcohol
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Have a long, luxurious pony's tail that's permanently decorated with a big silk bow
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Be an Ewok
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Have an accent that no-one takes seriously
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Everything you say must rhyme,
and be in couplets every time.