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Eat a chip buttie
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Always work the night shift
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Have an accent that no-one takes seriously
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In exactly ten years animals larger than a Pygmy marmoset will transform into a blue whale. These blue whales will be regular blue whales in every way except they will possess the memories and same intellectual capacity as their original form. Everyone knows this is coming.
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Be an Ewok
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Have bunny ears
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When you die you go on to a blissful afterlife AS LONG AS the last word you ever said was "sky". If that is not the case then you will instead go on to an afterlife of torment.
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Grow to 12 times your regular height (while remaining fully functional and properly proportioned)
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Fight 40 duck sized tigers
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Your hair grows at a rate of ten centimeters per hour