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Gain complete control over a patch of land measuring 256 meters by 256 meters and located in a random spot somewhere on Earth. You're able to magically reshape it and anything on it in any way that you desire.

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jaxondude25  

chances are you get alot of water
bryan.derksen  

Well, you could raise an island from the ocean floor if need be. But it occurs to me that the literal reading of this specifies a "patch of land", so it makes sense that the random location would not be in an ocean or lake.

I found a website that serves up random locations on Earth and kept clicking until the first one that was on land. I got a spot just inside the northern edge of Bandingilo National Park in South Sudan. Looks like a pretty nice place, and not too hard to get to (I'd hate to have hit a spot in Antarctica or the heart of the Sahara or something like that). The local political situation could be a bit tricky, though, South Sudan is wretchedly poor and wracked with civil war. I'd probably want to keep a low profile.
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A genie appears and grants you one wish. The genie is genuinely helpful and will give you what it thinks you really wished for.

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39% prefer Gain complete control over a patch of land measuring 256 meters by 256 meters and located in a random spot somewhere on Earth. You're able to magically reshape it and anything on it in any way that you desire.

revilorenrut  

Anyone who chooses the former is stupid. You could simply wish for an area of land any size in a specific spot rather than it being so damn awkward
richierichmeko  

i choose the land
first i wold make a tower so big i could find it anywhere appear then i would go to it

second i would step on the land after making the tower disappear and the ground ground again

third make my self able to do anything at will
which is better than a one wish genie:)

Whenever you're faced with a moral dilemma a tiny angel and a tiny demon appear on your shoulders to argue for the the stereotypically "good" and "evil" solutions to it.

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78% prefer Gain complete control over a patch of land measuring 256 meters by 256 meters and located in a random spot somewhere on Earth. You're able to magically reshape it and anything on it in any way that you desire.

From now on any time anyone flips a coin it will always land "heads".

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66% prefer Gain complete control over a patch of land measuring 256 meters by 256 meters and located in a random spot somewhere on Earth. You're able to magically reshape it and anything on it in any way that you desire.

errorblankfeild  

+1 for the 'These do not go well together' pile.

My patch of land has all coins landing on heads anyway... (And no one has to go to the bathroom)

The other option this is paired with doesn't happen to you but instead happens to your twenty closest friends

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70% prefer Gain complete control over a patch of land measuring 256 meters by 256 meters and located in a random spot somewhere on Earth. You're able to magically reshape it and anything on it in any way that you desire.

errorblankfeild  

This is tough... I'm sure my friends would let me on the magic land though...

The other option this is paired with happens to everyone on Earth, not just to you.

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69% prefer Gain complete control over a patch of land measuring 256 meters by 256 meters and located in a random spot somewhere on Earth. You're able to magically reshape it and anything on it in any way that you desire.

danielkinane  

Oh man, this has the potential to go so wrong so easily.

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