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Gain superpowers allowing you to emit highly visible and flashy heat rays, stun rays, kinetic impact rays, or other similar ray-based effects at will. The downside: the rays all emanate from your crotch.

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Prairie.Bandit   Can you control when they are emitted? If so, it would be handy when outside in the cold. Otherwise... no.

errorblankfeild   Do I have a hypno-ray?

rasmus.herbst   Downside? What downside? That's awesome!

danielkinane   Kind of like Destroyman from No More Heroes.

Lina.mlr.25   Since it says the words "at will" (which means you control when it happens....) then yes.

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100% prefer Gain superpowers allowing you to emit highly visible and flashy heat rays, stun rays, kinetic impact rays, or other similar ray-based effects at will. The downside: the rays all emanate from your crotch.

revegelance   Awesome crotch rays or nasty butt rays? Hmmm?

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