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Every year on your birthday you receive a bill for 17 Canadian dollars for "fusion services." Until you mail the requested funds in the envelope provided you become unable to perceive the Sun or its sunlight - the world appears to be in permanent night to you. Nobody believes you if you try to explain any of this.
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From now on, your favorite food makes you vomit violently within an hour, every time you eat it
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A bizarre mishap leaves you a quadruple amputee, but gives you telekinesis.
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Never take a good picture
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Buy a 12-pack of beers, but when you get it home realize that you actually bought a 12-pack of bears
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While not otherwise changing its physical properties, your body gains the density of styrofoam.
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Become an immortal sorceress with mind-control powers but permanently transform into an enormous black cobra-like serpent with a human face.
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Be allergic to alcohol
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Han Solo was played by Ted Danson
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Have a long, luxurious pony's tail that's permanently decorated with a big silk bow