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Buy a 12-pack of beers, but when you get it home realize that you actually bought a 12-pack of bears
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Alien space bats suddenly terraform Venus and transport your home city there. The climate is extremely humid and tropical, with rainforest and marshes carpeting the landscape.
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From now on, your favorite food makes you vomit violently within an hour, every time you eat it
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Have a turtle-like shell
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A bizarre mishap leaves you a quadruple amputee, but gives you telekinesis.
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While not otherwise changing its physical properties, your body gains the density of styrofoam.
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Whenever anyone sneezes within a mile of you, no matter what you are doing, you automatically say "Bless You" - even if you or the people around you didn't even hear the sneeze.
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Drink only warm, flat, diet Dr. Pepper as the only beverage for the rest of your life
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Be allergic to alcohol
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Have an accent that no-one takes seriously