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  1. Live in Cartagena
  2. Be Princess Peach
  3. Urinate Gasoline
  4. When you die your spirit spends between 0 and 1000 years in agony, depending on how good you are. After that you go on to eternal joy.
  5. Be a magically-animated solid gold statue
  6. Indiana Jones was played by Tom Sellek
  7. It turns out that all theories pertaining to quantum mechanics are false (all experiments proving it were faked as part of a conspiracy)
  8. Listen to a baby crying for 3 hours
  9. Whenever you drink any liquid in any way it makes the sound of a straw slurping a near-empty cup of ice
  10. Step on a thumbtack


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