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  1. In exactly ten years enough blue whales to cover the entire surface of the earth (evenly distributed over it) will materialize 9000 meters above sea level (and immediately fall). Everyone knows this is coming.
  2. Every time you go through a door you forget why you wanted to
  3. Have a fridge fall on you
  4. Drink a glass half full of methanol and half full of mercury
  5. Be mute
  6. Be constantly surrounded by a swarm of mosquitoes who telepathically tell you whatever information you need making you into a super-genius/inventor/problem-solver. Their psychic voice in your mind sounds like 100 mosquito whines in unison. And they bite.
  7. Have Tourette's Syndrome (the stereotypical kind where you randomly shout insults and obscenities)
  8. Live in the Teddy Ruxpin universe
  9. Your body dies but your mind is transferred to a magically-animated Barbie doll
  10. Jar-Jar Binks is suddenly real and you have to let him live at your house


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