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Be made of beer
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All future video games adopt the cell phone game paradigm: "free to play but the game is annoying somehow (you have to wait, you have to grind, you need rare drops, etc...) unless you pay with microtransactions"
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In exactly ten years enough blue whales to cover the entire surface of the earth (evenly distributed over it) will materialize 9000 meters above sea level (and immediately fall). Everyone knows this is coming.
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Every time you go through a door you forget why you wanted to
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Have a fridge fall on you
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Drink a glass half full of methanol and half full of mercury
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Be mute
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Be constantly surrounded by a swarm of mosquitoes who telepathically tell you whatever information you need making you into a super-genius/inventor/problem-solver. Their psychic voice in your mind sounds like 100 mosquito whines in unison. And they bite.
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Have Tourette's Syndrome (the stereotypical kind where you randomly shout insults and obscenities)
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Live in the Teddy Ruxpin universe