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						Take 30 hits of acid
					
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						Boiling water teleports into your digestive system and entirely fills it.  One second later it disappears.
					
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						You fall into a vat of whatever this option is paired with (or the closest thing that makes sense (leave a comment indicating what you think this is))
					
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						Live as a monster
					
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						Eat a live squid
					
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						Become a werecow
					
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						All liquids taste unbearably disgusting to you, except whiskey
					
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						Be servant to the poor
					
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						Have to repeat everything you say twice no matter how clearly you have said it because your conversational partner cannot understand/hear you
					
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						Drink from the toilet bowl