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Each morning your alarm clock squirts gravy on your face

Ranked 969 of 1996

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bryan.derksen

...I think I'm going to unplug it.

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An alarm goes off in your bedroom at whatever time your nearest neighbor sets their alarm clock to

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35% prefer Each morning your alarm clock squirts gravy on your face

RbrtKurtz

Both of these are just terrible, cruel way to be woke up.

Each morning your alarm clock goes off at the worst possible time in your sleep cycle (within an hour of the set time)

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55% prefer Each morning your alarm clock squirts gravy on your face

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