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Each morning your alarm clock squirts gravy on your face

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An alarm goes off in your bedroom at whatever time your nearest neighbor sets their alarm clock to

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RbrtKurtz
Both of these are just terrible, cruel way to be woke up.

bryan.derksen
...I think I'm going to unplug it.

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