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Never take a good picture
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Buy a 12-pack of beers, but when you get it home realize that you actually bought a 12-pack of bears
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While not otherwise changing its physical properties, your body gains the density of styrofoam.
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Be allergic to alcohol
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Have a long, luxurious pony's tail that's permanently decorated with a big silk bow
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Swim with sharks
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Eat a chip buttie
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Become an immortal sorceress with mind-control powers but permanently transform into an enormous black cobra-like serpent with a human face.
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Always work the night shift
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Have an accent that no-one takes seriously