Bottom 10 List

  1. Sit comfortably in a chair. You are alone in a room no-one else can find. If you ever move more than an inch every other living thing in the universe dies in agony. When you die the restriction is lifted.
  2. Accidentally kill the love of your life
  3. Drink anything you want, but you have to drink from a freshly soiled bedpan. You can dump out the bedpan and shake it, but you can't clean it or wipe it out.
  4. Fall over grazing all the skin off your body. You become a walking scab, with every movement ripping it off, thus you will never heal.
  5. Have your legs ripped off and fed to you.
  6. Drink a bum's vomit for a whole month (you can only eat dry bread)
  7. Have 100 immortal mosquitoes embedded in your face
  8. Be tortured over the course of one year, then die a painful death
  9. Each of your eyes is replaced with a raw egg
  10. Be constantly surrounded by a swarm of mosquitoes at all times


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