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  1. Watch the movie "Twilight"
  2. Grow deer antlers
  3. Have a turtle-like shell
  4. Alien space bats suddenly terraform Venus and transport your home city there. The climate is extremely humid and tropical, with rainforest and marshes carpeting the landscape.
  5. Whenever anyone sneezes within a mile of you, no matter what you are doing, you automatically say "Bless You" - even if you or the people around you didn't even hear the sneeze.
  6. Every year on your birthday you receive a bill for 17 Canadian dollars for "fusion services." Until you mail the requested funds in the envelope provided you become unable to perceive the Sun or its sunlight - the world appears to be in permanent night to you. Nobody believes you if you try to explain any of this.
  7. From now on, your favorite food makes you vomit violently within an hour, every time you eat it
  8. A bizarre mishap leaves you a quadruple amputee, but gives you telekinesis.
  9. Never take a good picture
  10. Buy a 12-pack of beers, but when you get it home realize that you actually bought a 12-pack of bears


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