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You're being chased by six dozen slow zombies
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Speak like the Swedish Chef
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Burn your tongue
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You have psychoactive hallucinations every day UNLESS you consume 150 micrograms of LSD each day (in which case you function completely normally)
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Have an old, slow computer that never crashes and none of the programs it runs ever crash
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Discover human remains in your basement
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Have three eyes
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Have foreknowledge of how you're going to die. However, you don't know _when_ it will happen.
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Humans had a horse tail
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Accidentally format your hard drive