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Have a co-worker that you have to work with for five years who you think likes you, but at the end of the five years you find out secretly hates you and has only been tolerating and humoring you
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It turns out that all theories pertaining to general relativy are false (all experiments proving it were faked as part of a conspiracy)
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Whenever you laugh (for any reason) you simply say "tee-hee"
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Justin Beiber breaks both his legs but continues to release music for the rest of his life
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Be Princess Peach
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Wear an itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini
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The other option this is paired with happens to every male human on Earth.
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Only speak English in China
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When you die your spirit spends between 0 and 1000 years in agony, depending on how good you are. After that you go on to eternal joy.
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Dragons exist and they like to take humans as pets