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Horses poop ice cream. Each breed poops a different flavor. There is no other source of ice cream.
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Alien space bats scoop up your home city and deposit it on the shallow continental shelf several hundred miles offshore from Florida. Since they're benevolent, they turn everyone brought along with it into merfolk.
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Use Yahoo
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Every toe you cut off is worth $10,000
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Drink from the firehose
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Everyone starts calling you Abigail with no explanation and look at you funny if you claim that Abigail is not your name
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Every sentence you speak or write contains a swear word
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Transform into the opposite gender of the nearest person to you at any given time.
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Burn a $100 bill
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All alcoholic beverages taste unbearably disgusting to you