Options By Popularity
Options 647 to 657
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Eat everything with your hands from now on
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Argue about something you don't care about
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Your health has three states "full, injured, and dead".
Any injury you suffer (anything as painful as stubbing your toe) reduces your health to the next state down. No matter how bad the injury is (even things that would normally be fatal), it only ever reduces your health by one state.
If your health reaches "dead" then you die - but it is impossible to die in any other way.
If your state is "injured" you can eat a mushroom to increase it to "full".
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Pick up some field mice and bop them on the head
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The other option this is paired with happens to 50% of the people on Earth, chosen at random. You don't know whether you will be among them.
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Wear a tinfoil hat
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Be a cow that jumped over the moon
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Unscrew your keyboard, shake out the crumbs, and eat them
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Superman hates you fiercly (but considers it morally wrong to kill you)
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When you die, if you are good (top 50% of people who've ever lived) then the option ranked first on this site happens to you forever. If you are bad (bottom 50%) then the option ranked last happens to you forever.