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Have a robust discussion of things you can do to improve yourself
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Whenever you encounter a human or animal corpse you can mentally "loot" the corpse. You receive a random amount of money which averages about the same as your monthly income. After this the corpse fades away into nothing.
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Combine yourself with any other person you choose, and average all your traits knowing this erases "you" by creating a somewhat better person
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Get bitten by a radioactive llama and have llama powers
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Eat a crisp
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Alien space bats scoop up your home city and deposit it on the shallow continental shelf several hundred miles offshore from Florida. Since they're benevolent, they provide a magical force field that repels the seawater to create an underwater dome of breathable air.
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Dragons exist and one becomes leader of your country
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The next watermelon you see transforms into a watermelon-sized dumpster
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Donald Trump starts speaking like Donald Duck
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If you can't say something nice about someone you don't say anything at all.