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Every time you cry you hear the sound of far-off flatulence
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Gain complete control over a patch of land measuring 256 meters by 256 meters and located in a random spot somewhere on Earth. You're able to magically reshape it and anything on it in any way that you desire. However, you can never leave this patch of land.
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Go fishing in the the dark
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Be able to pilot bears like airplanes (but the bears are horribly rude to you)
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Eat a massive, meat heavy breakfast
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You find a virus that kills all flies, mosquitoes and spiders
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Be able to perform a single murder with no consequences
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Have a magical machine gun. Any target hit disappears forever. No-one is upset and there are no repercussions for you. But... you must use it on someone once a week or the universe immediately ceases to exist.
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Donald trump starts belching between each sentence
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Donald Trump dies but his ghost haunts the Whitehouse forever. He has no power, but constantly shows up at meetings, speeches, and key moments and acts as he did in life.