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Options 1929 to 1939
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Wake up to find 6 dozen weasels gnawing off your face
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Be choked to death
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One morning, as you wake from troubled dreams, you discover that you have been transformed in your bed into an enormous beetlelike insect
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Suck raw, shell-less eggs directly from a chicken's butt
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Be Donald Trump's personal slave
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Get ebola
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Everything tastes like mud
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Be only able to eat cockroaches
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Have toe-nails for teeth
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Have a permanent tattoo on your forehead of Calvin peeing on the symbol for your favorite group/organization (sports team, game company, etc)