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  1. Be cursed to have the body of a donkey. Your face is still humanoid and you can speak normally.
  2. Eat a bowl of snot
  3. Be sentenced to 20 years on a chain gang
  4. Be cursed to have the hindquarters of a donkey from the waist down. You cannot stand or walk upright but are properly proportioned to move around on all fours.
  5. Every time you eat a meal or snack the first piece of food you put in your mouth has a 1 in 10,000 chance of turning into a live and activated grenade
  6. Have a lobotomy
  7. Drown in lava
  8. Drink a glass of mercury
  9. Go blind
  10. Live in a world without music


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