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Options 1897 to 1907
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Eat the contents of a diaper
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You are immortal and invincible but you become a hovering cloud of diarrhea with 5-foot telekinesis
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Have feet at the end of your arms
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Be cursed to have the body of a donkey. Your face is still humanoid and you can speak normally.
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Eat a bowl of snot
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Be sentenced to 20 years on a chain gang
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Be cursed to have the hindquarters of a donkey from the waist down. You cannot stand or walk upright but are properly proportioned to move around on all fours.
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Every time you eat a meal or snack the first piece of food you put in your mouth has a 1 in 10,000 chance of turning into a live and activated grenade
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Have a lobotomy
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Drown in lava