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Whenever you try to use any technology, your hands turn into jelly
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Vomit out of your eyes
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Gnaw on a zombie's face
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Have no sense of touch
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Get radiation poisoning
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Never have loved at all
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Be continuously farting at all times
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Wake up with two heads. The other head is that of a perfect stranger who is just as surprised to wake up like this as you are. Each of you controls just one side of your shared body.
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Excrete a porcupine
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Eat a snot pie