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  1. Everyone thinks that you're actually a dog and treats you like one
  2. An unkillable spirit of vengeance keeps striking you repeatedly with an ordinary tablespoon. Each blow is only a minor annoyance, and you can run away from it for brief periods of time, but it will always follow you and will never, ever stop.
  3. Humanity is brought to the brink of extinction by a pandemic.
  4. Drink a glass half full of methanol and half full of mercury
  5. Wake up one morning to find that, although you haven't actually changed genders, you look like you have.
  6. Forget about everyone you know
  7. Whenever anyone can see you you turn instantly into an unbreakable statue. Whenever nobody can see you any more you change back.
  8. Sweat cheese
  9. Have a heart attack
  10. Be a turkey weighing everyone else down


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