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  1. Anyone you touch immediately loses all their hair
  2. Everyone always talks to you in baby talk
  3. Have paws and never be able to pick up anything
  4. Have no thumbs
  5. Chaperone a middleschool dance forever
  6. Be Jabba the Hutt
  7. Everyone thinks that you're actually a dog and treats you like one
  8. An unkillable spirit of vengeance keeps striking you repeatedly with an ordinary tablespoon. Each blow is only a minor annoyance, and you can run away from it for brief periods of time, but it will always follow you and will never, ever stop.
  9. Humanity is brought to the brink of extinction by a pandemic.
  10. Drink a glass half full of methanol and half full of mercury


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