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Lick a dirty couch, that hasn't been cleaned in years and has been urinated on several times
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Find out that your spouse cheated on you
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Forget the name of everyone you ever meet
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Be a young, healthy Hutt (one of Jabba's race) with no criminal record or major financial holdings.
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Belch fire, and it actually hurts
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You are immortal and invincible but you become a solid rubber ball one foot in diameter. You can bounce and roll yourself around and you can speak but you can't otherwise manipulate your surroundings.
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Never be allowed to use a computer keyboard again
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Always feel like you've jammed your finger
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Walk on all fours from L.A to Seattle
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Lose all of your fingernails and toenails