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Options 1410 to 1420
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Only wear wool for the rest of your life
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Jar-Jar Binks is suddenly real and you have to let him live at your house
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You're being chased by a fast zombie
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Wash your face in a urinal
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Whenever you fart it sounds like a loud belch
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Live on, but have amnesia and forget everything you've done thus far in life
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At any time you can turn your hip sockets into a personal jetpack, but if you do it will permanently blow off your legs
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Be cursed to change into a donkey any time someone calls you an "ass", only changing back when someone calls you a "human"
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Everything you touched turned into gold
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50% of the time when people speak you only hear incoherent mumbling (everyone else hears the personal normally)