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  1. Be grotesquely addicted to cheetos for the rest of your life
  2. Have people think you are stupid
  3. Have mean parents
  4. Be a cocaine user & occasionally get important stuff done
  5. Kill another person
  6. At any time you can turn your hip sockets into a personal jetpack, but if you do it will permanently blow off your legs
  7. Be unable to understand/hear anyone and require them to say everything to you twice
  8. Alien space bats suddenly terraform Mars and transport your home city there. The climate is arid but habitable, with vegetation similar to the arctic circle on Earth.
  9. Be blind in one eye
  10. Your hair catches on fire every time you say the word "because"


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