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Be unable to understand/hear anyone and require them to say everything to you twice
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Be grotesquely addicted to cheetos for the rest of your life
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Have people think you are stupid
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Compulsively tap your nose every second sentence
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Get married many unsuccessful times
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Be constantly surrounded by a swarm of mosquitoes who telepathically tell you whatever information you need making you into a super-genius/inventor/problem-solver. Their psychic voice in your mind sounds like 100 mosquito whines in unison. And they bite.
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Be a cocaine user & occasionally get important stuff done
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Kill another person
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Alien space bats suddenly terraform Mars and transport your home city there. The climate is arid but habitable, with vegetation similar to the arctic circle on Earth.
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In exactly ten years enough blue whales to cover the entire surface of the earth (evenly distributed over it) will materialize 9000 meters above sea level (and immediately fall). Everyone knows this is coming.