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1108. Eat cat food
1109. Correct grammar was enforced in all contexts (including chat and texting). Each mistake was automatically punished with a $1 fine.
1110. Be the oldest person on earth
1111. Have everyone sing The Unbirthday song from Alice in Wonderland to you every day but be ignored on your real birthday
1112. Embrace stoicism
1113. The only computer you can use from now on is an iPad
1114. Find one cockroach every time you open your toilet
1115. Your two closest male co-workers walk up to your desk, pee on it (while chatting about sports) then walk away as if nothing happened
1116. Everything look like claymation to you
1117. The Great Lakes cease to exist

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