People don't realize that hippos are one of the most dangerous animals, and they would kill you.
Hippos are literally the most dangerous animal on earth. Google it. You would very likely die via mauling or drowning.
Kicked in the groin by Ronaldo = Severe pain and likely permenant damage to the genitals but probably not fatal.Swim with hippos = Definately fatal.
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