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You have to pick:

Find 20 turtles in your refrigerator every time you open it
 
or
 
Find one cockroach every time you open your toilet

 
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joeglover14

Are the turtles dead? becuase that'd be pretty traumatic

bryan.derksen

My house is far less likely to become infested by stray turtles than is to become infested by stray cockroaches. The turtles might even prove to be valuable if I can find a buyer interested in a steady supply like that.

SlicedFruit

How big are the turtles?

Dan.ITservice

Are talking Turtles as in Live creatures or the chocolate treats? If the second one, free candy for all.

JonThompsonsEmail

I think it means the live creature

Lincicum.Matt

Just leave it open. Flush it and clean it and all that jazz, but you don't have to shut it. Also, I'm not sure if it's relevant, but it never mentions if the cockroach was alive or dead...

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