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You have to pick:

Transform into a dolphin whenever you get wet, changing back into a human again once you dry off
 
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You switch genders whenever you're splashed with cold water, changing back only when splashed with warm water

 
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sojikari

Unless it involves me inheriting a million gazillion dollars from some jackoff member of the family I hate because they died, I'm going this way, because it sounds awesome, and it begs the question: What the hell would you call it if you artificially inseminated yourself with your own sperm?

coolkat44444

Ranma 1/2 much?

thesaltydalty

Would drinking count as getting wet? If so, I would rather just change genders and still be human instead of turning into a dolphin and dropping the cup.

bryan.derksen

I wouldn't think drinking would count, otherwise the saliva in your mouth would be setting you off continuously anyway. Sweat would probably be fine too.

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