Unless it involves me inheriting a million gazillion dollars from some jackoff member of the family I hate because they died, I'm going this way, because it sounds awesome, and it begs the question: What the hell would you call it if you artificially inseminated yourself with your own sperm?
coolkat44444
Ranma 1/2 much?
thesaltydalty
Would drinking count as getting wet? If so, I would rather just change genders and still be human instead of turning into a dolphin and dropping the cup.
bryan.derksen
I wouldn't think drinking would count, otherwise the saliva in your mouth would be setting you off continuously anyway. Sweat would probably be fine too.