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Every time you sit down to each any meal there is a 50% chance that it has transformed into a plain ham sandwich

Every time you go to eat a sandwich there is a 50% chance that it disappears and is replaced with crumbs, as if it was eaten by someone else

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JonThompsonsEmail
Burgers count as sandwiches

JonThompsonsEmail
Generally it disappears when you are distracted or when you look away for a moment. But it STILL happens even if you don't.

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bryan.derksen

As an experiment/vengeance, I'll try eating a poisoned sandwich. If it doesn't disappear I'll just spit it out again, otherwise whoever's stealing my sandwiches will get it.

If poison doesn't work because I'm dealing with some kind of supernatural entity, I'll put a time bomb between a couple slices of bread and try that. If it doesn't disappear I'll spit it out and disable the timer.

Such is my war with the magical forces of WYR.

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