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Whenever you encounter a human or animal corpse you can mentally "loot" the corpse. You receive a random amount of money which averages about the same as your monthly income. After this the corpse fades away into nothing.

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The penalty for murder was a $50 fine

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bryan.derksen
Perhaps we could create a nonprofit organization that would pay the fines on behalf of people who murdered any of the politicians who supported such a ridiculously mild penalty for murders? The problem could correct itself that way.

errorblankfeild
LQTM at the person below me.

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sojikari

"I just won the lottery!"

"how much?"

"a million lives worth. That's how much."

"Sounds ominous."

"It should." *STAB*

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