My dog licks my face for a long time whenever she gets the chance - how's this different?
Human mouths are significantly more disgusting than dog mouths.
I'll take the liberty of assuming that I work in a bunker for the women's army of the People's Republic of China. Dream come true...
Joke's on them, I've got a cold right now.
always.
I assume this only happens once?
Yeah.
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Whenever "Have a prehensile tail" appears
Whenever "Your co-workers hold you down and lick your face for ..." appears