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Have a prehensile tail
 
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Your co-workers hold you down and lick your face for 20 minutes

 
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tlucy

My dog licks my face for a long time whenever she gets the chance - how's this different?

waabHermes

Human mouths are significantly more disgusting than dog mouths.

gruntspwn

I'll take the liberty of assuming that I work in a bunker for the women's army of the People's Republic of China. Dream come true...

bryan.derksen

Joke's on them, I've got a cold right now.

sfran3

always.

revegelance

I assume this only happens once?

JonThompsonsEmail

Yeah.

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