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When you die you go on to a blissful afterlife UNLESS someone takes a photo of you full in the face. If that happens the photo steals your soul so that when you die you just cease to exist. Furthermore, in this life your lack of soul will mean you are cursed with misfortune.
 
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When you die you go on to a blissful afterlife AS LONG AS the last word you ever said was "sky". If that is not the case then you will instead go on to an afterlife of torment.

 
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JonThompsonsEmail  

The photo rule takes effect at the moment you select the option. If you have pre-existing photos of you you are fine. But from this moment on... no more!
JonThompsonsEmail  

I discussed this with some people in person and I think it has to be the case that, while picking this option makes it for sure true, people in the world don't necessarily know. The belief is out there, but people don't really know for sure. Otherwise the obvious action would be immediate suicide.
JonThompsonsEmail  

I discussed this with some people in person and I think it has to be the case that, while picking this option makes it for sure true, people in the world don't necessarily know. The belief is out there, but people don't really know for sure. Otherwise the obvious action would be to immediately say "sky" then kill yourself.
revegelance  

I'm just going to say "Sky" as frequently as humanly possible.
JonThompsonsEmail  

I think a practice would evolve where people just end all sentences with "Sky". Its the new period.
Zerog004  

Just say "sky" then go mute for the rest of your life.
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