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You have to pick:

Have mayonnaise instead of skin and you are constantly followed around by a sweaty guy with pimples who is constantly trying to lick you

or

Everyone named Jason mysteriously drops dead

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whyttedragun
I have yet to meet anyone named Jason worth knowing, so...

JasonPSheldon
This isn't exactly fair for me lol.

gmosquera.dlv
i hate most jasons.

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