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You have to pick:

Everyone named Jason mysteriously drops dead
 
or
 
Have mayonnaise instead of skin and you are constantly followed around by a sweaty guy with pimples who is constantly trying to lick you

 
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whyttedragun  

I have yet to meet anyone named Jason worth knowing, so...
JasonPSheldon  

This isn't exactly fair for me lol.
gmosquera.dlv  

i hate most jasons.
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